Liens stupides

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
popol and you?
God:
I am very pleased to meet you popol.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
what are the news?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
ça baigne?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
jjgmjgmo'(oa
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
net
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
computer evidemment
God:
What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
flute bà bec
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
ouais moi aussi
God:
How old are you?
Me:
119
God:
What are the advantages to being 119 years old?
Me:
chanter jsute ou chanter faux je m'en fiche
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
c'était pas une question
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
mm bien sur
God:
What do you have that is?
Me:
hein
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
it s getting better all the time
God:
That is a lot. Who said it is?
Me:
popol
God:
I never heard of popol before.
Me:
ben si c'est moi
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
bonjour je m'apelle popol et vous?
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
ça sent le grillé, ne trouvez vous pas?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
bon bah je vous laisse
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
i leave you my dear
God:
Thanks for the information: popol said leave you his or her.
Me:
heu good bye sir
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
yes
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
oh là là c'est qu'il me tient la jambe
God:
Yikes! Is that your final answer?
Me:
allez ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
goodbye
God:
Some people use it for hello.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.

Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself
Me:
who you love?
God:
Bill Gates.:-)

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God:
What's your sign?
Me:
vierge
God:
Vierge est un signe astrologique.
Me:
oh tu parles français
God:
Whoa. No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
si la preuve
God:
Wow! Je n en connais pas
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
c'est super
God:
Je suis heureux que vous trouviez cela super.
Me:
tant meiux
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i don't speek english
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
i don't speak french
God:
Me either.
Me:
do you speek french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
so can we speek in french?
God:
How can I help you? Do you mean you and me? Let me think. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
no
God:
You must be American